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  Can you think of ONE teaching of Jehovah Witnesses that hasn't changed since the religion started?

  by Unbrainwashed publisher1 in

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  whith this recent fds and gb debacle i cant think of one teaching that they have not altered since this org began?.

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  keyser soze

  Probably the main and unwavering cornerstone of this religion is that you must not masterbate.

  Except verbally, which the GB does on a regular basis.
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  A letter from a College Dropout

  by Ethos in

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  dear harvard university,.

  i have decided go leave this institution of education.

  let me explain why.

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  keyser soze

  Obviously I havent been to Harvard.

  You're shitting me?!
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  Post a picture of you hero(es)

  by perfect1 in

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  ai weiwei.

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  Badass Female Bible Characters

  by Kudra in

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  hi, this thread is inspired by the "bible characters trading cards" thread.... can we come up with a great list of female bible characters that were strong, decisive and inspiring?.

  scully mentioned ja'el: drugging and driving a tent spike through the head (we all remember the awesome bible stories illustration) of the enemy general.. list yours along with a description of why they were so badass!.

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  I vote for Mary(Jesus' mother). She was able to convince her husband, and future generations, that she became pregnant while still a virgin. Gotta love her.
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  Nephilim found in the State of Chihuahua

  by bats in the belfry in

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  the broadcaster, july 16, 1925. .

  the broadcaster was a four-page, second-class publication, that hoped to reach hundreds of thousands of persons through the mails.

  later, this publication was discontinued, because so many failed to reach their destination.

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  What were the nephilim doing in Mexico?

  Obviously the angels who came down to earth to copulate had a thing for Hispanic women.
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  Possibly the greatest film fight ever, James Cagney in Blood On the Sun.

  by Theocratic Sedition in

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  this fight might be better than the fight in they live which was a good rumble too!

  this fight here though, had it all.

  judo, boxing, mma, chokeouts, classic.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlejmy9zldi.

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  keyser soze

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnJQ9U9pW9Q
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  Should You Be Stumbled by Watchtower Errors? You Decide!

  by Ethos in

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  It wasn't the "errors" in the Watchtower that stumbled me; it was the errors in the bible...

  Ditto. The errors and the mass genocide.
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  JW says yes to plasma and platelets, husband then says NO!

  by snare&racket in

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  27 yr old female patient with ruptured ectopic pregnancy, sees the light and says yes to plasma and platelets.... she is then sedated.

  her husband then declares she cant have the plasma and platelets and doctors are forced to go to court.

  the risk of her death or permenant damage increasing by the hour.. the doctors decreed she had full capacity and right to autonomy when she relinquished her previos stand on blood.

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  keyser soze

  once sedated she obviousky loses autonomy and capacity, her next of kin then becomes her representitive in desicions.

  I get that. My point was that she had already made the decision before she was sedated, which should have made her husband's opinion moot.
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  Would YOU Have Died For The Witness Religion?

  by minimus in

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  would you have not taken a blood transfusion or a transplant because the gb said it was bad?.

  would you have imitated the jws in concentration camps and died for your beliefs?.

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  Nope. Not even at my most faithful. I may have been able to refuse blood, but that's about it. I always felt a sense of shame whenever I would hear stories of those who did die for the faith, because I knew that I would never be able to do that. If the time came I knew I would simply convince myself that god would forgive me. It worked for Peter, after all.
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  Best evidence (new) yet that 9/11 was an inside job...

  by chapstick in

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  broadcast by colorado public tv.

  this speaks volumes about how blatantly our government lies to us.

  if this is true, and it really does appear that it is, how can we trust government to tell us the truth about anything?sorry, you'll have to copy and paste to your search bar.... http://video.cpt12.org/video/2270078138.

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  keyser soze

  Sorry, I'm not wasting my time...

  Oh, come now. Don't you want to see the damning piece of evidence that will finally prove the 9/11 conspiracy once and for all? I'm at the edge of my seat in anticipation.